January 2011
The bitch you hate is crying
randomfairytale:
She was like:
and you are like:
You wonder why I'm insecure?
Because there are girls out there who look gorgeous without even trying. When they wake up they look like angels. when I wake up, I look like I just got out of a war. Those photogenic girls who look good in every photo. When someone takes a photo of me, my face looks half retarded. They don’t even need to dress nicely an they’ll still look good. How they can capture your attention just by...
When parents ask who you're texting.
chrisislove:
Reblog if you remember that creepy ass baby sun...
makingnewmemories:
alwaysmythunder:
AHAHAHAHAHA SO FUCKING CREEPY
I can’t believe I used to like this show
They see me rollin', they hatin'
Arguments on facebook
brittkneebee:
sexyinwonderland:
someone you don’t like posts something to piss you off
you calmly tell them where they can put their opinion
everyone likes your comment
they try to comeback at you
so you tell them grow a pair and
and all your friends are like
and when they realize that there’s just no beating you, they delete you as a friend
and you just sit there laughing...
I liked Valentine's Day in Elementary School.
screamjennybish:
When you brought Valentine’s Day cards for the whole class, no one was left out. Even if you didn’t like some people in your class, you still had one for them. Nowadays, if you don’t have a Valentine or you’re single, Valentine’s Day is gonna suck. You’re gonna be surrounded by couples being all cute & shit and you won’t be receiving anything.
When someone is trying to mouth something to you...
kindofaninja:
ber-na-babe:
If you don't know me and talk shit
leplastiquedick:
“i’m not just your bf, i’m your friend and im here to care, love and listen 24/7 day or night grumpy or happy :)”
lovelovelovelovelovelove my babe<3
boredboredbored
have you ever seen the last person you kissed without their shirt on? yessssss;) do you believe the last person you kissed still cares about you? of course! who was the first person you saw this morning? deb. was yesterday fun? no.
what were you doing at 1 in the morning? sweeeeping. are you a jealous person? Eh, I can be. is there anything you want to say to someone right now? nah.
...
an Illusion of the heart ;: I want to have a... →
sunshineappearwhenismile:
Someone that won’t be afraid to be with me in front of everybody…
Someone that learn something just to make me happy…
Someone that won’t be afraid to talk with my parents about our relationship…
Someone that if I think of him only good things come…
Keep it classy. Never trashy, just a little nasty.
When your with your friends and a hot guy walks...
When you walk through a spider web
blasianbri:
anjayymichelle:
SO RELEVENT! :o
relevant *
hahahah!
when you get that awkward shiver.
abriannebrooke:
and you’re like